Because I'm dating somebody? ” —Brittany, Kiki and Tina, Britney 2.0 “ Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks? And I have also discovered that my telescope is not a telescope. Why couldn't she have wished for Lord Tubbington to stop smoking? Brittany: Is it love? [in an automated African-American accent]  You cannot call your future president an idiot. : I also don't know why I've only made fourth in the Glist. Now Santana and I are like Almond Joy and you're like a Jolly Rancher that fell in the ashtray. Wasn't it last week we were taking a bath together-wasn't that a date? That's because I believe in marriage equality for all land mammals. Brittany: I thought I was doing a voiceover. | Blaine: [laughing] "Right." I was going to order us one really, really long piece of spaghetti like in Lady and the Tramp. Brittany: Take what away? Brittany: Finn, that's mean. The Bible told me that dinosaurs and cavemen lived side-by-side for millions of years in peace, and I think that’s something that we should totally celebrate. I love you. I was always popular, but I do forget to wear underwear sometimes. Brittany: Wait, are you working on a time machine too? Brittany: My name is also Britney Spears. I hope you all respect that Glee Club can remain a place where I, Brittany S. Pierce, can escape the torment of Britney Spears. Britney Spears taught me that. —Brittany to Lord Tubbington, Britney 2.0. In fact, I think that everyone should love this school as much as I do. Hide your wife, hide your kids, hide your wife. She [Miss Pillsbury] is the one they made me talk to when they found out I was keeping that bird in my locker. When you and Artie were fooling around, did he ever just lie there? Now I realize what a powerful woman that I am. Kiki: [in an automated African-American accent] Because those fools are jealous. You go to the church of Satan because you're really mean. Santana: No. Tina: Last week, we were too sexy, this week we're too religious — we can't win! Glee Recap: Brittana Make-Ups, Quinn Break-Ups and Musical Shake-Ups—Find Out What Happened in the 100th Episode! See more ideas about glee, glee memes, glee quotes. So, I'm good. I've waited 5 years for this. Brittany: I’ve already been accepted at Purdue. Brittany Pierce I think it means a lot to them to see two super hot, popular girls in love, and I worry, that if they find out about you and I dating that they'll turn on you and become really violent, and hurt your beautiful face and mouth. Artie: What is your favorite color?. M.I.T. Also, on Tuesdays, uh, I pledge to go topless. Brittany: O. —Brittany to Mercedes, A Very Glee Christmas. The season four finale was a big ol’ swan song to Brittany. Brittany: That's because I believe in marriage equality for all land mammals. "Because those fools were jealous." Brittany: Sweaters. —Brittany and Kurt when Blaine start to sing, Dance With Somebody. : Brittany: “Cooter was in 21 Jump Street? Would you like to come on Fondue for Two and judge my cat? Brittany: Deal with it. These violent storms have ravaged America, crippling communities all across our land. Artie: A Manimal. Probably what she misses most about Cheerios is being in the spotlight. Blaine: Brittany, who are you talking to? Mike: Dude was a wild animal. When I had my teeth cleaned I had the most amazing Britney Spears fantasy. You look like a boy peacock who likes other boy peacocks. I got knocked down an entire letter grade because it was written in crayon. Brittany: So I assume I can rely on your vote, Rachel? And you know why? Mike: Footloose movie marathon. Somebody took my compass. : Barbie took the early flight back from Tampa. Finn: Yeah, I'm with Rachel on this one. Jacob: Brittany, what are your plans for the future? Santana: Easy, Hot Bitches, or Hot Messes. Brittany: What did you just call me? —Sue and Brittany, The Sue Sylvester Shuffle. I have a 0.0 grade point average. Brittany: No, of course not. Last year I left my stocking up over Christmas vacation and an entire family of mice started living in it. Come on this is a safe space, we're on the internet. I know I'm going to be a bridesmaid at Mike and Tina's wedding. Brittany: Kiki is Siri's super-smart older cousin who's really jealous of how famous Siri's gotten. Santana: You don't get a say in who I date anymore. Technical Specs. Sweetest Purse, Clutch, Carry-all, Pencil case, or Toiletries bag ever? A physical relationship between the two was first alluded to in the season one episode "Sectionals". : I got a C minus on my U.S. History exam which the teacher bumped up two whole letter grades because I wrote in English instead of my secret language I invented in middle school. Official Sites Wait, I thought I was the only one getting the solos from now on. Santana: Britt, I want to talk about, you know, that thing we never talk about. We all need your voice. Next week I'm going to be performing a musical number by Ke$ha. —Brittany about Mrs. Rose,The Lunchlady, The New Rachel. Hair gel wasn't invented until 30 million years after the Paleolithic Stone Age. Wes Brody. What did you think was gonna happen? Also, I promise to end McKinley High School’s policy of having weekends. And way better. Hallelujah, we're saved. Who's Kiki? Brittany: No, the chicken factory. Even though I can't count. My name is Brittany S. Pierce and I finally know how Jesus feels in his house way up at the North Pole because I am on top of the world. Brittany Pierce Now I have a dead song in my heart and pretty soon the corpse of my dead heartsong is going to start to smell. Coach Sylvester's taken away my high pony. African American Santa: Uh, because in the North Pole there's a hole in the ozone. Young Brittany: Someday, I'm gonna go to Paris and visit the oeuvre. Alien invasion. Santana:Are you ok? I'm sorry, Rachel, that includes you. Kurt: Why don't you just run for student body president? Brittany: Oh, so your cool with flushing Mckinley High's future down the magical poop stealing water chair? Kurt: Oh, Gershwin song lines scavenger hunt! Puck: We all know why we're here. Finn: Hey don't make fun of Rachel. —Brittany and Mr. Schuester, Britney/Brittany. And I don't know how they found out about Santana and I dating, but once they did, they started sending me like tweets and facebook messages on Lord Tubbington's wall. Brittany: Now I know how Miley feels like. I came up with an idea that will make you, like, Snooki famous, but without all the blackout drinking, I see how you keep your car, so you could totally be on Whoreders. Brittany: Can you even feel your feet? Besides, he only talks to me in my head! Tina: Who's Kiki? [on tater tots] They look like deep fried deer poop. Those families are living in squalor, and they deserve better. —Principal Figgins to Brittany, Prom-asaurus. And they would never make fun of me. Holly: Those aren't your names. punchy. Finn: At some point you have to grow up and stop being an idiot. Brittany Pierce When they find an operation to make Artie's legs work again, I'm going to be there for his first steps. Santana: Sex is not dating. Als Kurt zu seinem Vater sagt, dass er jetzt Football spielt, sagt Brittany, dass Kurt der Kicker ist, weil di… In Kinder der Lüge tanzt sie gemeinsam mit Tina und Kurt zu Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It). Brittany Pierce I have an announcement. Brittany: I'm not smart enough. And they accept you for who you are. Santana: Well I'm not. Brittany: We did? —Brittany to Sam about Santana, Britney 2.0. I don't even think you've made eye contact with me before. Don’t eat the snowflakes. tangy. Responded whoever Kiki was. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Brittany: Wait, isn't this a date? "Because those fools are jealous." Brittany: This looks like the alien spaceship where I was probed. I didn't cheat on you. Santana: It's just that I'm really happy. I drove all the way to Spencerville to get it. I am still not speaking to you. ...And I know we had interesting lady-sex but she was also my bestfriend. She was Kurt's first on-screen kiss. —Brittany to the prom committee about the “Castles in the Clouds" theme, Prom-asaurus. Brittany: It's a male duck. With Cooter." I would just like to say that from now on I demand to have every solo in Glee Club. Brittany: I'm Brittany. Brittany: I'm going as a peanut allergy. Black unicorns become zebras. Brittany Pierce I've been up every night this week yelling at the shrubs in my yard that have been making fun of me. When I pulled my hamstring, I went to a misogynist. Blaine Anderson Six? Puck: Man, those Golden Goblets were a lot better than I thought. I started taking Lord Tubbington's pills for feline depression. Artie: We all know you can do it. I can finally stop walking through the drive through window. Is this what having a stroke feels like? Santana: You know this isn't working. I know I'm more talented than all of you. When people look at you, they don't see what you're wearing, they see a cat getting its temperature taken, and then they hear it screaming. I have an announcement to make. Will: I'm not tossing the baby out with the bath water here. If you would’ve told me that Lord Tubbington was secretly a slumlord, I would’ve believed you. —Brittany to New Directions about her “Dinosaurs" prom theme, Prom-asaurus, Don’t make fun of the new kid with the bad fro, it’s hair bullying, —Brittany to Kurt about Blaine, Prom-asaurus, You’re Mr. See these guys back here, they're called stage hands, I've made out with every single one of them. Brittany: Headbands. Kiki, why is everybody staring at me? He plays soccer with my sister. This Christmas, I want him to be able to walk. I've been here since second period. Santana and Brittany sat with all the glee club members that had their lunch. He [Puck] may be the dumbest person on Earth, and that's coming from me. Tina asked. Brittany asked her phone, similarly to how one would talk to Siri. It works best when you pretend like you're getting tasered. Brittany: My voice over is continuing down the hallway. Brittany: Sucks for you. I really wanna be with you, Santana. All i know about you and I is that because of that, I think anything's possible. Brittany: Did you see what Rachel was wearing today? So you have to think of something that makes you, like really sad. You're gonna need it. I’m a finance major at Brandeis. My girls no longer see academic achievement as a worthy goal and yesterday, I caught one of them trying to marry a squirrel. [...] She was always asking Santa for the same thing: to make her look more like the others girls. Mr. Schue: So, does anybody know who Christopher Cross is? Cuando yo era una niña en Puerto Rico no tenía confianza en extraños tampoco. She lives inside this super cheap phone I found at the laundromat. This included Mercedes, Finn, Sam, Tina, and Quinn. If I can't have my high pony, I don't want any hair at all. [to her phone]  It's bullying, and I won't accept it. Tonight's guests are two sworn enemies who became friends. : Tina is... you're just Tina. I’m head cheerio, vice-rachel of the glee club, and now I’m planning a Middle East-style sham election that will install me as senior class president for life. I see that clearly now. Isn’t it time we take a stand? In "Duets", Brittany and Santana are shown together in bed. —Brittany to Santana after opening her locker filled with dirt, Original Song. I need to get into the top three. When a pony does a good deed, he gets a horn and he becomes a unicorn and poops out cotton candy until he forgets he’s magical and then his horn falls off. Brittany: I love you Santana. Brittany: I thought it meant being stupid. Are you and Artie officially dating now? She looked like Pippi Longstocking, but, like...Israeli. Madonna wrote a song about it. Senior year was awesome and now, I get to relive every minute of it. Super Glee! Tina: Who's Kiki? Here is my quiz dedicated to Glee Seasons 4-5 it features questions about songs,characters,actors and scenes basically everything. She lives inside this super cheap phone I found at the laundromat. Actually, I really want to touch her boobs. Brittany: They're the lesbian of flowers. No, it's not just Santana, it's like all the lesbians in the nation. Santana: Are we dating or what? But now that I know you're not, having a perfect record would mean a lot to me. Oh! Tina: I'm confused. Please say you love me back, please. I've been squeezing your leg for the past hour, are you not attracted to me? "Kiki why is everybody in the glee club staring at me?" Glee Recap: It's Britney...Again! Santana: This food was not satisfactory. Brittany Pierce Broccoli Head. Brittany: My name is Brittany S. Pierce and I finally know how Jesus feels in his house way up at the north pole because I am on top of the world. This is exciting. Puck: It's Senior Ditch Day, not senior citizens ditch day. mononoke. Brittany: I do love you! And many people don't understand geniuses. 'Kiki' replied to her. Sorry I'm late. —Brittany to Santa's Helper, A Very Glee Christmas. Brittany, who are you talking to? Glee is an American musical comedy-drama television series produced by Fox.It focuses on the glee club New Directions, at the fictional William McKinley High School in Lima, Ohio.

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